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#hemipenisesmattertoo Unisex t-shirt
#hemipenisesmattertoo Unisex t-shirt
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Brace yourself for the ultimate combination of sass and class! This 100% cotton t-shirt features a cheeky crested gecko caught mid-lick, accompanied by the bold statement, “#HemipenisesMatterToo.” Whether you’re a reptile enthusiast, a lover of edgy humor, or just here for the laughs, this shirt is guaranteed to get some double-takes—and maybe a few blushes.
Soft, breathable, and as audacious as the design itself, this tee is perfect for casual hangouts, reptile expos, or just making a hilarious statement about your love for herpetology. Let’s face it, this shirt doesn’t just break the ice—it annihilates it. Get ready to wear your humor on your sleeve (literally).
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
